Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Annnnd we're off! [Thanks p0sh!]

OK, so I'm a bit delayed in posting this, but I have received my first item of cubicle pimpage! A mousemat tastefully adorned with the popular Goatsex image in asciiart format, courtesy of Mr p0sh :)

So, for your viewing pleasure, here is the offend[ing|sive] item:




Here's a photo of it in action.  As I'm sure you'll agree, the cubicle pimpage has indeed increased!



And for those of you interested in branding....  Here's a closeup of the border:


And one final note to Mr p0sh...... MASTER ;))))))))))

Friday, 16 September 2011

What's the scoop?

This is my cubicle at work....


Boring huh?

So why is it this boring?  Well, I only just started work at this company.  In fact I only just started at this country, in fact in this continent!

I relocated my family to Canada from the United Kingdom recently, and all our stuff has either been thrown away, given away, eBay'd, donated to charity or is currently sat on the back of some huge container carrying ship somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean.  So in short, for the time being, we don't have much stuff with us.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm soooo pleased I have a job and a place to stay and all that, but I'm new to North American cubicle culture, never mind boring cubicle culture!

So, here's the challenge...

I want to pimp my boring cubicle out whilst I wait for the photos of my kids to arrive.

If anyone sends me stuff to help pimp my cubicle out, I'll put up a post showing what they sent, name them, link back to their site, whatever!  Most importantly I'll use it to pimp out my boring cubicle!

What sort of stuff do I want?  Well I'm sure you know the stuff; Darth Vader Bobblehead, Lego men, novelty monitor adornments, etc. hell, I'll even take corporate branded mouse mats at this point.  Let's not limit ourselves here, if Apple want to get some publicity by sending me an 11 inch MacBook Air, I'm all over it (*wink* *wink* go on!).  If a competitor wants to get one over on Apple and send me their IT products instead, I'm also all over that!

So what stuff don't I want?  In short, stuff that's gonna get me in trouble or fired.  So no heavy artillery, anthrax samples, etc please :)

I'm not sure if I should go mentioning my employers name and address yet, so if you have something that you want to send me, drop me an email and I'll send you over the details!

Thanks!!!